Ugh... I had a Muk a friend left me, once. [Had because she foisted it off on someone else because it was just gross.] At least these guys seem marginally more, uh. Less gross, I guess.

[And a shrug.]

Did you want some chocolate? I mean, where I'm from, girls usually only give guys they like chocolate for Valentine's, but considering I'm breaking it already by giving it to guys who are friends of mine, I guess I could make another exception.