Not exactly difficult to be less gross than a Muk. Not to mention hazardous to one's health.

[Since, you know, poison.]

Sure, I'd love to taste what you made! We don't have "Valentine's" where I come from, but I think Hearts and Hooves Day is similar enough to count. It's mostly a two-way romantic holiday, at least as I understand it. I didn't, uh... participate much.