Well it's not like I was working on it constantly for two months! I mean I made her Christmas present too. I just thought it would be better to gradually come up with ideas as opposed to trying to come up with a whole bunch last minute. It was a gradual thing, I just kinda wrote date ideas down as they came to me to be sure I had a decent amount of them by the time February rolled around.

[YOU HAD TO ASK.]

Violet is the worst. I was stuck there for months when I first got here because everybody kept fucking disappearing and coming back every other week. Like...every time we got about ready to leave, we'd be thwarted at the last minute because we had to wait for somebody else or somebody fell into a coma and the whole thing was just a mess. And on top of that there's...nothing really to do in violet. After about a week, you've seen it all and you just want to get the hell out because the music starts driving you crazy and I am convinced that Violet is not actually a city at all but some kind of void where happiness goes to die and boredom reigns supreme and Violet City is basically just the worst. That's really all that needs to be said on the matter.

[Jesus Christ, John, breathe. You're doing that thing where you start ranting and forget to breathe. Also you sound like a loon.]